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Demandez-moi une photo entice257 54 H 9  Articles	The Cuckoo Clock   23/7/2009 The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed ... 1 Commentaires, 124 Consultations, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 H 2172  Articles	BAD NEWS   5/7/2009 A secretary walked into her boss's office & said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you." "Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once." "Alright, here's some good news, " said the secretary. "You're not sterile." 2 Commentaires, 207 Consultations, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
josmith5 61 H 1466  Articles	joys of single life   17/6/2009 Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment. I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants. I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please. I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here". I'd be painting the town instead of the house. When I get home after work, I don't ... 1 Commentaires, 49 Consultations, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 H 1466  Articles	perfect couple   16/6/2009 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There ... 2 Commentaires, 127 Consultations, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
docmotad61 26 H 2  Articles	Girlfriend Blowjob Revenge   10/6/2009 I once had a girlfriend that was mad at me, and rather than just yell at me she decided to play it cool for a couple hours. After a couple hours had gone by she had this great idea to give me a blow job. The bad part is, i had forgotten about the argument or even what it was about. She however, had not. So she is eager as hell to undo my pants and is telling me the dirtiest most erotic ... 7 Commentaires, 365 Consultations, 19 Votes ,4.57 Score
_JKH_ 69 H 858  Articles	Marital Bliss ! ?   2/6/2009 While driving to his mothers house a husband and wife got into it as usual because he was going to see his mom. The husband told his wife, "BITCH! Don't say a fucking word when we get over there because mama can't stand the sound of your god damn screaming railing and riling voice." The wife replied, "You sorry of a bitch! You know what I can't stand about your old crazy, ... 4 Commentaires, 207 Consultations, 21 Votes
_JKH_ 69 H 858  Articles	Two elderly women !   25/5/2009 Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me, I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think ... 4 Commentaires, 181 Consultations, 26 Votes
countryrebellady 60 F 2  Articles	Shrink vs.Bartender   24/5/2009 Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders EVER SINCE I WAS A , I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year, ' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able ... 5 Commentaires, 131 Consultations, 6 Votes ,5.64 Score
josmith5 61 H 1466  Articles	how to make your woman happy....   19/5/2009 How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy.... A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a ... 1 Commentaires, 95 Consultations, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
san62357 36 H 26  Articles	Men and Women   9/5/2009 Men and Women on planet earth die from various places throughout the world at a particular moment in time and go to God's abode to be judged. The God welcomes this new batch and tries his experimental new judgement trick and says, " I want all you humans to form two queues. One line is for the men who dominated their women, ... 2 Commentaires, 70 Consultations, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
girlzeena 65 F 39  Articles	On Picking up Men   8/5/2009 Many years ago, my Mother sat my twin sister and I down in order to explain the Facts Of Life to us. However, she told us that this was not as nearly as important as where one should meet their future life mate. She informed us that the following places were Taboo to meet a man and that should you find a man here, the relationship was doomed from the start. The places ... 0 Commentaires, 200 Consultations, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
girlzeena 65 F 39  Articles	Fliration of Youth   26/4/2009 I had posted some photos on one of those generic sites. The photos were the type relatives usually take....me eating or adjusting my panties, for an example. Somehow these photos caught the eye of a young man aged 18 and he just had to contact me. Was I aware that we lived a town apart? Could I come over to his home to have some "fun?" The young man, after ... 2 Commentaires, 166 Consultations, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
_JKH_ 69 H 858  Articles	The thrill is gone !   22/4/2009 The thrill is gone from my marriage", a man tells his friend. "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" the friend suggested. "What if my wife finds out?' the first asked. "Just be honest and tell her about it, " the second man answered. The man went home and told his wife, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." ... 11 Commentaires, 235 Consultations, 31 Votes ,1.03 Score
_JKH_ 69 H 858  Articles	For people that remember Bob hope !   20/4/2009 May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003 ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only downhill". ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life even when even your birthday suit needs pressing." ON TURNING 90 "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." ON TURNING 100 " I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything ... 5 Commentaires, 115 Consultations, 31 Votes ,0.08 Score
san62357 36 H 26  Articles	Present For Husband   16/4/2009 A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: ... 3 Commentaires, 184 Consultations, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
_JKH_ 69 H 858  Articles	For men only ! ! !   7/4/2009 5 RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in ... 9 Commentaires, 226 Consultations, 57 Votes ,0.16 Score
san62357 36 H 26  Articles	10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE   7/4/2009 Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. *********** Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep. *********** Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! ... 3 Commentaires, 123 Consultations, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
_JKH_ 69 H 858  Articles	A Doctor speaking in front of an audience !   3/4/2009 The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we ... 10 Commentaires, 202 Consultations, 54 Votes ,2.03 Score
hawababy1 53 F 23  Articles	YOU AND I   31/3/2009 You and I are not the same, Nor will we ever be... But we have a common thread, That attaches you to me. A golden thread that's spun so fine, With so much love and care, A thread of gold, for us to hold, That only best friends can share. A common bond within our hearts, Love that's rare, a special find. An ability to feel and see, Within the heart so blind... So know my ... 3 Commentaires, 75 Consultations, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
Fitntwo 58 H 1  Article	Vertically Challenged   25/3/2009 The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle ... 3 Commentaires, 175 Consultations, 9 Votes ,5.56 Score
Demandez-moi une photo Like_to_lick86 27 H 3  Articles	bono interrupted my loving   20/3/2009 I was with my girl for 2 weeks that time, and i visited her for 3 days, we only got out of bed to get to the toilette. We kept having our fun for 15 times in about one day. She loves to listen to music all the time, and its allways funny when shes singing to a song while i try to get her horny. The horror came at the evening, i just got down on her, tasting her sweet pussy, and then got my big ... 1 Commentaires, 112 Consultations, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
_JKH_ 69 H 858  Articles	Computer Trouble !   16/3/2009 I was having trouble with my computer. So, I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ... 15 Commentaires, 397 Consultations, 53 Votes ,1.37 Score
Demandez-moi une photo rm_willbill121 34 H 4  Articles	funniest thing during sex   15/3/2009 curious to know what the craziest/funniest thing people have had happen to them during sex 3 Commentaires, 155 Consultations, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Demandez-moi une photo rm_jnewcomb28 43 H 1  Article	Blind Faith...... Is it dead?   13/3/2009 Is blind faith in a partner dead. A great question if you actually believe in blind faith. I personally think that it is foolish, at least now I do. I used to have blind faith in a woman and man did I learn my lesson. Well... actually no, not right away anyhow. I never thought my girl would cheat on me, and for the most part, she proved herself faithful time and again. Once I had found ... 0 Commentaires, 22 Consultations, 0 Votes
josmith5 61 H 1466  Articles	louisiana bride   23/2/2009 Three men chose brides. The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The ... 2 Commentaires, 139 Consultations, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
milf_4yngstuds 49 F 2  Articles	10 quirky facts about kissing   20/2/2009 Think you know a thing or two about kissing? You probably do. But the facts below are so off the beaten path, we’ll bet you don’t know them all–and they could come in handy. Not only could they provide some steamy “Did you know…?” chit chat, but they’ll help you see all the benefits a satisfying lip lock can bring into your life. Happy smooching! ... 8 Commentaires, 312 Consultations, 19 Votes ,3.39 Score
girlzeena 65 F 39  Articles	Why is my Twin Sister so dense????   19/2/2009 I had just mentioned to my twin sister that I would be appearing at a local comedy club down in South Jersey, just a short drive from her home in Delaware. She asked me "What will you be doing there?" I gave it some thought, and I replied that I do an act where I am totally nude and have strategically placed balloons on my body, which I POP to the tune of "I am just wild about ... 0 Commentaires, 203 Consultations, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
smky2876 44 C 1  Article	SEX AND YOUR FIRST NAME   4/2/2009 According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the first letter of your first name what do you think? Those of you with names that start with N will probably wish it started with K Disclaimer This was given to me by a close friend of mine named John Lozon A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean ... 8 Commentaires, 391 Consultations, 19 Votes ,4.44 Score
rm_2U4U2 60 F 6  Articles	Here" a good one folks............   30/1/2009 I kind of am seeing this guy; ya, kinda of seeing this guy. We been together for about 3 1/2 years and it really hasnt gone anywhere but until I get out of the relationship, which is like next month, I kind of want to c what u all have to say about this one. He barely got back from MX and El Centro after being there for a supposed funeral and personal family business. He was gone from ... 3 Commentaires, 211 Consultations, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
girlzeena 65 F 39  Articles	What's wrong with this picture?   28/1/2009 My twin sister is the stupidest smart person I know. Her college G.P.A. was 3.98. I never tell anyone my grade point average because it would prove that there is "an inverse relationship between bust size and I.Q." She calls me about 4 to 6 times a day and all we ever talk about is her. She just started to date through one of fancy dating sites and had her first date. ... 3 Commentaires, 215 Consultations, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score