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A Blonde Joke 18/11/2019
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 Commentaires, 55 Consultations,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Points 17/11/2019
Just here for points.....
1 Commentaires, 7 Consultations,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Joke 16/11/2019
How do you know the difference between a female frog and
a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and
a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.
0 Commentaires, 0 Consultations,
0 Votes
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A Joke 16/11/2019
Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.
<br><br>
Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are
the only which resemble men in their behavior?
<br><br>
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'
<br><br>
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...
0 Commentaires, 42 Consultations,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score
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A Joke 16/11/2019
I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br>
We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told
stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br>
the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now
Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
<br><br>
I replied, "Yes, my erection."
0 Commentaires, 21 Consultations,
8 Votes
,3.71 Score
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New Jokes? 15/11/2019
Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now
0 Commentaires, 5 Consultations,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Hi, how are you? 14/11/2019
Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol
0 Commentaires, 8 Consultations,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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A joke 14/11/2019
Having to use points
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0 Votes
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Knock knock 12/11/2019
Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange
you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l
1 Commentaires, 11 Consultations,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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A Joke 12/11/2019
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 Commentaires, 53 Consultations,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Sexual Relief 11/11/2019
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 Commentaires, 62 Consultations,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score
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fucking 10/11/2019
what is soo funny is in weirdes places
0 Commentaires, 15 Consultations,
9 Votes
,2.14 Score
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A Joke 10/11/2019
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in
to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not
what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...
0 Commentaires, 45 Consultations,
11 Votes
,2.05 Score
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I have a joke 9/11/2019
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 Commentaires, 16 Consultations,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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My article 9/11/2019
Points
0 Commentaires, 10 Consultations,
8 Votes
,2.09 Score
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HAHA 6/11/2019
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 Commentaires, 56 Consultations,
21 Votes
,1.64 Score
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Penis 5/11/2019
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 Commentaires, 24 Consultations,
17 Votes
,1.43 Score
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points 5/11/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 Commentaires, 9 Consultations,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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what did the joke say to the person? 4/11/2019
hey person I am joke.
0 Commentaires, 5 Consultations,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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old testament 4/11/2019
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 Commentaires, 14 Consultations,
9 Votes
,2.14 Score
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deserving 4/11/2019
Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br>
No menus- you get what you deserve
0 Commentaires, 10 Consultations,
9 Votes
,1.93 Score
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Laxatives 3/11/2019
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br>
They both annoy the shit of you.
0 Commentaires, 13 Consultations,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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A Joke 3/11/2019
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she's back at
the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...
0 Commentaires, 40 Consultations,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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Joke 3/11/2019
Hello dmec.com, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 Commentaires, 18 Consultations,
5 Votes
,0.86 Score
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1+1 3/11/2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Commentaires, 1 Consultations,
0 Votes
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1+1 3/11/2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Commentaires, 0 Consultations,
0 Votes
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Rubies cube 2/11/2019
What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br>
The more you with it, the harder it gets.
0 Commentaires, 10 Consultations,
9 Votes
,1.50 Score
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Gardening 2/11/2019
What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br>
Getting down with your hoes.
0 Commentaires, 5 Consultations,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Boobs 2/11/2019
What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br>
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re
nuts.
0 Commentaires, 7 Consultations,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Lesbian 2/11/2019
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Commentaires, 7 Consultations,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score
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