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bellybuttons 25/10/2003
Q. Why do women get their bellybuttons pierced?
A. So they have somewhere to hang the air freshener.
0 Commentaires, 3 Consultations,
66 Votes
,3.94 Score
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gross joke # 1 25/10/2003
Why did the hick trade in his wife for an outhouse? The hole
was smaller and the smell was better!
0 Commentaires, 3 Consultations,
70 Votes
,4.44 Score
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Gross Joke # 2 25/10/2003
Why is a proctologist like a foreman in a furniture factory?
They both inspect stools!
0 Commentaires, 16 Consultations,
31 Votes
,0.65 Score
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Gross Joke # 3 25/10/2003
How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty-hose? her ankles
swell up when she farts!
0 Commentaires, 114 Consultations,
31 Votes
,3.91 Score
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Gross Joke #4 25/10/2003
What do you do with 365 used rubbers? You make a tire and call
it a good year!
0 Commentaires, 4 Consultations,
31 Votes
,5.06 Score
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Gross Joke # 6 25/10/2003
What do you call a farmer with a pig under one arm and a sheep
under the other? Bisexual!
0 Commentaires, 14 Consultations,
22 Votes
,3.13 Score
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Gross Joke # 8 25/10/2003
Whats the difference between momo and herpes? You get mono
when you snatch a kiss!
0 Commentaires, 13 Consultations,
23 Votes
,2.31 Score
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Gross Joke # 10 25/10/2003
Why is the contraceptive sponge such a great idea? Because
after sex you can get up and wash the dishes with it!
0 Commentaires, 37 Consultations,
22 Votes
,1.69 Score
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farting cuckoo clock 25/10/2003
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the
boys." I told
>my wife that I would be home by midnight...promise!
Well, the hours
>passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around
3 A.M., drunk as a
>skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock
>in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
I realized she'd
...
0 Commentaires, 24 Consultations,
56 Votes
,8.15 Score
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Great Pumpkn' 25/10/2003
Why can't the Great Pumpkin get his wifey pregnant
<br>
'cause he has a holloweenie
0 Commentaires, 3 Consultations,
18 Votes
,3.26 Score
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Three Wishes 25/10/2003
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course
lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband
cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you drive. If
you break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune
to repair."
<br>
Of course, she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right
through the window of the biggest house on the course.
<br>
The ...
0 Commentaires, 39 Consultations,
85 Votes
,9.38 Score
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Bullfight 25/10/2003
An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following
a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping
his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look
good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What
is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah
senor, you have excellent taste! Those are ...
0 Commentaires, 31 Consultations,
37 Votes
,8.65 Score
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Interview 25/10/2003
Dave was sadly born without ears and though he proved to
be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.
One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so
he set up three interviews.
<br>
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to
know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview,
Dave asked him, "Do you notice anything different ...
0 Commentaires, 16 Consultations,
24 Votes
,6.99 Score
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Finally....the reason so many women choose not to marry..... 23/10/2003
They have figured out that if you just want a little sausage,
you don't have to take the whole damn pig home!!!
0 Commentaires, 7 Consultations,
9 Votes
,3.21 Score
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Doctors request 23/10/2003
Grandad & Grandma go to the Doctors for the old man to
have a check up. After the Doctor has examined him…he
asks if Grandad can let him have some samples..A Urine sample,
A stool & a Sperm sample. Being hard of hearing he turns
to his wife & asks “What the doctor said”
She replied “He wants you to leave your underpants”
0 Commentaires, 61 Consultations,
7 Votes
,6.10 Score
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Hokie Pokie 23/10/2003
Question: What goes in & out and smell of Urine ?
<br>
Answer: Old folks doing the Hokie Pokie
0 Commentaires, 13 Consultations,
3 Votes
,4.90 Score
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How to fuck a nun... 22/10/2003
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front
seat. The
hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with
him. The
nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets
off the bus
at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the
driver says to
the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun
to have sex with
you". The hippie says that ...
0 Commentaires, 85 Consultations,
8 Votes
,5.80 Score
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Crazy Old Ethel 22/10/2003
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents
tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined
in.
<br>
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
door ...
0 Commentaires, 28 Consultations,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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A Good Irishman...... 21/10/2003
A GOOD IRISHMAN…..
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A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with
his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the
Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could make the
best toast.
<br>
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best ...
0 Commentaires, 28 Consultations,
59 Votes
,8.51 Score
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12- Pack 20/10/2003
A father and his go into the grocery store when they happen
upon the condom aisle. The asks his father why there
are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies,
''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when
you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and
1 for Saturday night.''
The then asks his father, ''What's the
6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's ...
0 Commentaires, 5 Consultations,
13 Votes
,6.67 Score
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Hole in One 20/10/2003
There was an American man that had an meeting in France.
He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting.
While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU
FAUX, TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant,
but assumed it to be some sort of praise.
The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting
with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU ...
0 Commentaires, 5 Consultations,
25 Votes
,7.34 Score
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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 20/10/2003
1.Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves
a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. ...
0 Commentaires, 7 Consultations,
28 Votes
,6.73 Score
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69 20/10/2003
I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No,
but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw
in one night.”
0 Commentaires, 13 Consultations,
25 Votes
,6.45 Score
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72 20/10/2003
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching!
0 Commentaires, 15 Consultations,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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747 20/10/2003
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747!
0 Commentaires, 8 Consultations,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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77 20/10/2003
Why is 77 better than 69?
<br>
'Cause you get 8 more!
0 Commentaires, 43 Consultations,
7 Votes
,4.57 Score
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80-Pounder 20/10/2003
Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
0 Commentaires, 20 Consultations,
12 Votes
,5.98 Score
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A Hole in the Head 20/10/2003
Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
So he can get oxygen to his brain.
0 Commentaires, 8 Consultations,
7 Votes
,6.10 Score
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Heres a joke about hookers 19/10/2003
What is the difference between an onion and a ?
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ANS: You don't cry when your chopping the up.
0 Commentaires, 60 Consultations,
47 Votes
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Old people 18/10/2003
What is the most popular bra size in a nursing home?
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38-long.
0 Commentaires, 6 Consultations,
20 Votes
,4.40 Score
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